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Sprite Sheet: Sakura

November 18th, 2010, 10:55 pm

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Reply Vilecheese, November 18th, 2010, 11:04 pm

Raise your hand if you thought Griff was the oldest contestant this season!

*Chirp Chirp Chirp*

...Right.

Name: Sakura

Gender: Female

Age: 108

Series: Bleach

Bio: Sakura's old. Very, very old. Old enough to get freaking sick of pretty much everything. She's had it with young people and their fancy technology, and their stupidity, and having the luxury of not having to rub sticks in order to light up a room.

So, Sakura's your basic curmudgeon. She bashes people over the head with her walking stick all the time, she constantly complains about her joints and the youth these days, and she's completely useless at camp and challenges.

So why keep her around?

...Actually, I'm not sure. Maybe people will be too scared to get hit by that stick of hers to vote her out, I dunno.

Strategy: As much as she complains, Sakura wants to win Survivor. Quite badly, too. She views it as the only solace to all this misery she has to go through. How she could possibly win, I don't know, but she'll try to find a way.

I hope she wouldn't mind being a goat.

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User's Comments:

Reply Cococunt (Guest), November 19th, 2010, 11:56 am

Idk what to think about her..she could be a great bitch, but at the same time could be the insufferable type of bitch.

Reply Vilecheese, November 19th, 2010, 11:58 am

We'll just have to see, then.

Reply Slicer37, July 18th, 2012, 6:58 pm

srsly, how could Sakura (a 108 old woman) possibly pass the physical requirments to be on survivor?

Reply Vilecheese, July 18th, 2012, 11:40 pm

@Slicer37: By being fictional.

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